I'm a little ill, which sucks.
But I'm funemployed, so splitting my precious daytime hours between my bed, the couch, and the big comfy chair in my living room is not, as it has been so many times in the past, accompanied by constant contact with the office.
No email, no texts, no phone calls. No ridiculous guilt for being legitimately sick.
Just swollen glands, headaches and severe lethargy. What a relief!