- Find a job.
- Avoid being laid off from said job.
- Loose 15 lbs.
- Do not shave head and sell own hair for rent money.
- Spend less money to avoid urge to sell own hair.
- Remember to stop using “I need to get some work done” to dodge unattractive social invitations until aforementioned job is obtained.
- Do not start smoking.
- Write in depth blog post about why Bad Girls Club Season 2 is the best season.
- Watch less television.
- Find a job.
Funemployment Tip of the Day:
Never pass up free food. Uncooked bacon, leftover pasta salad, if it's free it's like gold. No shame, no hunger!
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