New Years Resolutions of the Funemployed

• Find a job.


• Avoid being laid off from said job.


• Loose 15 lbs.


• Do not shave head and sell own hair for rent money.


• Spend less money to avoid urge to sell own hair.


• Remember to stop using “I need to get some work done” to dodge unattractive social invitations until aforementioned job is obtained.


• Do not start smoking.


• Write in depth blog post about why Bad Girls Club Season 2 is the best season.


• Watch less television.


• Find a job.

Funemployment Tip of the Day:
Never pass up free food. Uncooked bacon, leftover pasta salad, if it's free it's like gold. No shame, no hunger!