Saturday, January 3, 2009

New Years Resolutions of the Funemployed

  • Find a job.

  • Avoid being laid off from said job.

  • Loose 15 lbs.

  • Do not shave head and sell own hair for rent money.

  • Spend less money to avoid urge to sell own hair.

  • Remember to stop using “I need to get some work done” to dodge unattractive social invitations until aforementioned job is obtained.

  • Do not start smoking.

  • Write in depth blog post about why Bad Girls Club Season 2 is the best season.

  • Watch less television.

  • Find a job.

Funemployment Tip of the Day:
Never pass up free food. Uncooked bacon, leftover pasta salad, if it's free it's like gold. No shame, no hunger!


Stewbuilder Dennis said...

That #7 is a toughie... breaking said resolution would certainly help with #3, but then #s 4 and 5 would be totally hosed.

You shouldn't be worried about #3 anyway :)

Good Luck

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